Hairy Swimmers

I had spayed a cat and was giving the usual discharge speech – just give her something light tonight; a little tuna, scrambled egg, plain chicken. Plenty of TLC, keep her in for the next few days, warm and dry.

“Dry? Can she not go in the bath?”
“Why would you put your cat in the bath?”
“We don’t, but every time we put the bairns in the bath the cat jumps in with them”